99 cent dreams

funerals were sooooo common in my childhood

















we were really on some "funeral every other month" level...
after a while us kids were like fuck it lets pose in front of these flowers and be hardcore!
















even my mom and aunts where like
"word funeral power!"

gif of the week

mister walkway

anorexic feeling

kinda really excited about losing so much weight on my recent retard binge! :D

but... since im off the sauce im gettting a little lazy in my self punishment starvation. just the other night i ate 2 brownies, a big plate of rice and beans and like 4 marshmellows. ima just relax on the food and kick the week off with a small plate of bow tie salad(make sure its no more then 3 bites.. and remember to chew super slowly..) and tiny bottle of wine and a perkaroni.

taking lonely to a hoe new level

ive been embracing loneliness for a hot minute now.. its actually pretty decent!

i keep myself busy by biting my nails, watching x-files & 30 rock reruns and eating lots of berries and cheese with a mug of wine!
but last night i read the George Sudoni logs and homeboy details his loneliness and total hateration towards not being able to score and i dont know if i should be indulging on this lonely tip anymore.
im scared!!!!

i mean i really like being lonely but what if my love for the lo turns into something creepy?

im def not going to hurt anyone... im just afraid i might turn into a total jerk off.

::sighs::

im letting you guys know right now...
if i turn into a creepy person i can garentee it will be in this direction

NOT THIS -->

Death row***

<3 like really thanks!

@ the asshole who left all this garbage in front of my store...

like really son? are you really going to leave a soggy Jar Jar Binks mattress in the front?

Thanks you prick!!!!!!

thats what she said

Please God dont fuck this one up :*(

Dear God,

Can you please appoint Sonia Sotomajor for that supreme people who wear robes job? you see as a latina young women I have only a hand full of main stream media types i could look up to.. so far im stuck with these hoes...:*)

<-- Charo rips on guitar-bitch is no joke

but her pink bell bottoms with matching jacket are!

and then there's my latina sister

walter mercado. she's the hottest mystic astrolager around!!!!

THATS RIGHT LATINOS believe in mystics and astrologers! aint no shame in our game after all who do you think the nigz gandalf from lord of the rings was based on?

but all jokes aside.. i would like to have a role model who doesn't bleach the brown off there hair and has a degree from a real college not some pretend one that offer classes online...

<3

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i has an anaroxic feeling

hey guys!

im proud to tell you all that i am now working part time as an anorexic. mon thru thrusday i will consuming little to no food. on fri sat and sun i will be free to eat all the junk i love (i.e white castle and popeyes chicken.) IM NOT willing to conform to a healthy diet routine so being my selfish and destructive self i rather starve for most of the week then give up junk food.

here is a sneaky peaky of my new and improve diet.

Tues dinner: 1 piece of fried chicken. eat with a fork very slowly. i must have nibble on this shit for an hour before feeling full. sure i had a headache and feel dizzy the next day but my stomach was noticeably smaller!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adorable fighting!

sometimes i feel sorry for my asian niggaz

i feel like no matter how hard they try they will always be just one thing...

Adorable.

for instance take this mofo --->

sure he's an evil supreme leader that starves his country. But look at that cute lil

round face... and check out his shoes!! ! them shits is mad tiny and cute!

check out this video of them throwing down in an all out gangsta war in the parliament.. well its not exactly gangsta its more on some "they look mad cute fighting" level.

<3

hot warm subs

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@ the stinky bum on the 4 train

no one cares that your baby mama is a millionaire, also when you got up a piece of your nasty lo mein fell on my arm. thanks

<3

so like i was talking to jesus the other day

and he was like "dont stress it son"

dear subway dancing bros

the yelling and body flips at 10:36 am on a tuesday is getting mad old. please stop.

<3

my brand new brain- hit or miss????

I am sooooooo happy with my new brain. or am i?? ever since ive been off my lexaprozz im feeling more adventurous (the non slutty kind), the ideas are flowing, im cleaning my room more and im finally starving myself again!(lexapro made me tired so i needed sugar to get through the day and partner that up with a bowl hit and you got yourself a good pig out sesh).

but.....

someone is back....

....

KOOKY BUNNY!!!!!!!

kooky bunny is the alias for the crazy side of my brains. i can't really get into details because my vocabulary is limited so ive decided to create a collage of what are my minds been up to lately.

blood life

awww shucks

i think i just sexually harassed my boss via text :*(

<---- self portrait

fuck high heels????

its no secret a sista like me aint wearing heel lately. why? cause them shits may be cute little things but they hurt like a mofo.



im not toying around here! last nite etty said heels are worthless and a girl should always be prepared to have to run the fuck out of a situation. I agree.

but then again i do live here ...




ay fuck it im so confused....

99 cent dreams

yucks!!

eww

this commercial is nasty. three wack women promoting a mini vibrator that looks like a purple jelly lice.

i dont like thinking of uglies cumming. >:*(

mini art show in brain

Found! in Michael Jacksons closet!!!

<---this little nigz

well... not really but still.

talk about major mad famous people dying times. im not going to get all into it cause peeps dye all the time, its just... its way to all up in my face. like my life is grim and boring enough. keep it simple and trashy for me guys... I'll say this though... I know my homegirl Farrah is pist at Micky J for stealing her spotlight.

IRAN AINT RIGHT

iran aint right

america aint right

bitches is dying all over cause religion aint right.

thats was my mini rap song dedicated to all the news lately. :*(

now after a couple of days we can all go back to feeling secure in our fantasy world.

I'm Vampire from Puerto Rico

Well not really but still...

Today is the puerto rican day parade and i could give a flying Caca.

The last time i went to the PR parade was mad long ago and I almost got gang raped by three dudes in cornrolls with white do rags... not cute.

He has the right idea here.... PR'icans are mad loud. I'm not gonna front. Everytime I go out with my cousins everyone within 50 feet will know all of our family secrets because we lack a little thing called consideration.

ALSO

on the subject of consideration- MY SISTERS MY SISTERS! WHY YO HAIR GOTTA BE SO CRISPY?

For realz

is there any real reason why we have to style our hair to look like a wet cowlick brillo pad??

oh damn baby girls... (your moms need to get slapped in the face)

because at this rate... this is what awaits...

:*)

MACBOOK RIP 2008-2009 :*(

I lost my robotic soul last night....
I lefted my laptop in a cab. ::cries::

YES

For the affair of the queen will go out to all the wives so that they will despise their owners in their own eyes

here i am thinking i was ghetto

God’s Purpose for the Earth... Soon to Be Fulfilled

A Final Test For Mankind

There is another who bears witness of Me, and I know that the testimony which He bears of Me is true

hood words that should always be in style

Trifflin

ghetto people VS hipsters - Who should die?

two things im conflicted about in nyc-hipsters and ghetto people. I live with ghetto people but work around hipsters. so my feelings towards both evoke pain and orgasms :/

Nayr hates hipsters. at one point on the train he screamed obscenities at passing hipsters and clutched a fist of fury.. nigz was mad!!
things you should avoid- L train at around 2:30 a.m on a saturday nite. hipsters tend to nag and smell like american apparel soaked in bong water. Plus most hipster girls look like they've been around the ringer... butt and hair style.


but things could potentially get worse.

Have you ever been on the 4 train at 3:35 am heading towards the bronx?
Yea thats what i thought punk! shit could get mad grimy...

I've run into bums and thugs and thought I might have met my final hour...




But both sides have their pros...

<3



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