Tuesday

yucks!!

eww
this commercial is nasty. three wack women promoting a mini vibrator that looks like a purple jelly lice.
i dont like thinking of uglies cumming. >:*(

Sunday

Found! in Michael Jacksons closet!!!

<---this little nigz

well... not really but still.
talk about major mad famous people dying times. im not going to get all into it cause peeps dye all the time, its just... its way to all up in my face. like my life is grim and boring enough. keep it simple and trashy for me guys... I'll say this though... I know my homegirl Farrah is pist at Micky J for stealing her spotlight.

Tuesday

IRAN AINT RIGHT


iran aint right
america aint right
bitches is dying all over cause religion aint right.


thats was my mini rap song dedicated to all the news lately. :*(

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now after a couple of days we can all go back to feeling secure in our fantasy world.


Sunday

I'm Vampire from Puerto Rico




Well not really but still...
Today is the puerto rican day parade and i could give a flying Caca.
The last time i went to the PR parade was mad long ago and I almost got gang raped by three dudes in cornrolls with white do rags... not cute.


He has the right idea here.... PR'icans are mad loud. I'm not gonna front. Everytime I go out with my cousins everyone within 50 feet will know all of our family secrets because we lack a little thing called consideration.

ALSO
on the subject of consideration- MY SISTERS MY SISTERS! WHY YO HAIR GOTTA BE SO CRISPY?
For realz
is there any real reason why we have to style our hair to look like a wet cowlick brillo pad??


oh damn baby girls... (your moms need to get slapped in the face)


because at this rate... this is what awaits...


:*)


Thursday

MACBOOK RIP 2008-2009 :*(

I lost my robotic soul last night....
I lefted my laptop in a cab. ::cries::

Wednesday