we're smoking a chick blunt

***

2010-03-28T02:43:00.000-04:00

99 cent dreams

2010-03-13T00:06:00.005-05:00

just so you guys know... the cvs at 149st by morris ave is selling mystic baths! :D i stocked up on a couple of bottles because life is getting awesome but some wack shadiness still lingers....

secret crush

2010-03-06T03:44:00.001-05:00

yea!

2010-03-05T17:25:00.001-05:00

bunny and the bust downs

2010-03-05T03:28:00.006-05:00

pretty good police sketches

2010-02-28T01:52:00.004-05:00

<~ give the guy a break on his acne!

<~ his eyes look so cute!

<~ someones not a grumpy as we thought...

<~ brotha needs eye lotion pronto!

im down with this kind of subway behavior

2010-02-24T02:34:00.014-05:00

straight up chilling like its nobodys business

white girls being doofy

why get a job when you can do shit like this for $$

5 dope little songs

2010-02-07T02:27:00.002-05:00

i got something to say

2010-01-26T14:03:00.003-05:00

lets just cut to the chase. sometimes i wont have a cell phone ok guys. thats just it. sometimes you will not be able to text me, leave me a voice mail or get directly in contact with me. and thats just the way its gonna be people. you guys dont need me all the time(although i secretly need you :D ) so just chill and hit me up on email... im out!

*disclaimer
sometimes i forget to pay for my phone bill
and just blow all my cash on senseless things
like mystic candles, used ouija boards, cigarette
lighters that glow, a slutty bratz doll, dinosuar
stickers, the complete blue planet series, about
an half an ounce of treez, shrooms too, and about
20 cigarette packs. im sorry i love you and most
importantly i love me.

everybody scream

2010-01-25T02:27:00.024-05:00

lately my style is all over the place. one day i'm looking all decent and shit and the next day i'm a puerto rican metal hoebag who wears sneakers from the 80's.... somethings gotta change!! FAST!!!!

while i was hittin the one hitter the other day i decided to watch uncle buck. i forgot how truly dope the stylin was in this flick and immediately decided then and there that my new fav person to look like is

* * *TIA RUSSELL !!!!! ***

im sure mom or one of my aunts will have pretty much everything this bitch is rocking and im ready to lurk!

mad scary yo

2010-01-23T16:44:00.004-05:00

stephen gammell is the man cause his creepy world really resembles a creepy ass world. i remember being mad young and always burrowing the scary story collection from the library and not returning them...

2010-01-18T02:54:00.001-05:00

99 cent dreams

2009-12-24T01:50:00.007-05:00

funerals were sooooo common in my childhood

we were really on some "funeral every other month" level...
after a while us kids were like fuck it lets pose in front of these flowers and be hardcore!

even my mom and aunts where like
"word funeral power!"

gif of the week

2009-12-24T01:27:00.003-05:00

mister walkway

2009-12-22T02:22:00.001-05:00

anorexic feeling

2009-12-22T02:02:00.004-05:00

kinda really excited about losing so much weight on my recent retard binge! :D

but... since im off the sauce im gettting a little lazy in my self punishment starvation. just the other night i ate 2 brownies, a big plate of rice and beans and like 4 marshmellows. ima just relax on the food and kick the week off with a small plate of bow tie salad(make sure its no more then 3 bites.. and remember to chew super slowly..) and tiny bottle of wine and a perkaroni.

2009-12-22T01:22:00.000-05:00

taking lonely to a hoe new level

2009-08-07T01:47:00.009-04:00

ive been embracing loneliness for a hot minute now.. its actually pretty decent!

i keep myself busy by biting my nails, watching x-files & 30 rock reruns and eating lots of berries and cheese with a mug of wine!
but last night i read the George Sudoni logs and homeboy details his loneliness and total hateration towards not being able to score and i dont know if i should be indulging on this lonely tip anymore.
im scared!!!!

i mean i really like being lonely but what if my love for the lo turns into something creepy?

im def not going to hurt anyone... im just afraid i might turn into a total jerk off.

::sighs::

im letting you guys know right now...
if i turn into a creepy person i can garentee it will be in this direction

NOT THIS -->

2009-08-05T17:14:00.001-04:00

Death row***

2009-08-03T01:16:00.000-04:00

<3 like really thanks!

2009-08-02T22:16:00.003-04:00

@ the asshole who left all this garbage in front of my store...

like really son? are you really going to leave a soggy Jar Jar Binks mattress in the front?

Thanks you prick!!!!!!

thats what she said

2009-07-31T01:49:00.004-04:00

Please God dont fuck this one up :*(

2009-07-30T00:30:00.007-04:00

Dear God,

Can you please appoint Sonia Sotomajor for that supreme people who wear robes job? you see as a latina young women I have only a hand full of main stream media types i could look up to.. so far im stuck with these hoes...:*)

<-- Charo rips on guitar-bitch is no joke

but her pink bell bottoms with matching jacket are!

and then there's my latina sister

walter mercado. she's the hottest mystic astrolager around!!!!

THATS RIGHT LATINOS believe in mystics and astrologers! aint no shame in our game after all who do you think the nigz gandalf from lord of the rings was based on?

but all jokes aside.. i would like to have a role model who doesn't bleach the brown off there hair and has a degree from a real college not some pretend one that offer classes online...

**

2009-07-27T22:54:00.000-04:00

i has an anaroxic feeling

2009-07-24T22:21:00.005-04:00

hey guys!

im proud to tell you all that i am now working part time as an anorexic. mon thru thrusday i will consuming little to no food. on fri sat and sun i will be free to eat all the junk i love (i.e white castle and popeyes chicken.) IM NOT willing to conform to a healthy diet routine so being my selfish and destructive self i rather starve for most of the week then give up junk food.

here is a sneaky peaky of my new and improve diet.

Tues dinner: 1 piece of fried chicken. eat with a fork very slowly. i must have nibble on this shit for an hour before feeling full. sure i had a headache and feel dizzy the next day but my stomach was noticeably smaller!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adorable fighting!

2009-07-23T23:53:00.009-04:00

sometimes i feel sorry for my asian niggaz

i feel like no matter how hard they try they will always be just one thing...

Adorable.

for instance take this mofo --->

sure he's an evil supreme leader that starves his country. But look at that cute lil

round face... and check out his shoes!! ! them shits is mad tiny and cute!

check out this video of them throwing down in an all out gangsta war in the parliament.. well its not exactly gangsta its more on some "they look mad cute fighting" level.

hot warm subs

2009-07-21T23:18:00.002-04:00

**

2009-07-21T22:45:00.003-04:00

@ the stinky bum on the 4 train

no one cares that your baby mama is a millionaire, also when you got up a piece of your nasty lo mein fell on my arm. thanks

so like i was talking to jesus the other day

2009-07-15T20:59:00.003-04:00

and he was like "dont stress it son"

dear subway dancing bros

2009-07-12T00:50:00.002-04:00

the yelling and body flips at 10:36 am on a tuesday is getting mad old. please stop.

my brand new brain- hit or miss????

2009-07-09T17:15:00.006-04:00

I am sooooooo happy with my new brain. or am i?? ever since ive been off my lexaprozz im feeling more adventurous (the non slutty kind), the ideas are flowing, im cleaning my room more and im finally starving myself again!(lexapro made me tired so i needed sugar to get through the day and partner that up with a bowl hit and you got yourself a good pig out sesh).

but.....

someone is back....

....

KOOKY BUNNY!!!!!!!

kooky bunny is the alias for the crazy side of my brains. i can't really get into details because my vocabulary is limited so ive decided to create a collage of what are my minds been up to lately.

blood life

2009-07-09T00:24:00.001-04:00

awww shucks

2009-07-08T22:37:00.004-04:00

i think i just sexually harassed my boss via text :*(

<---- self portrait

fuck high heels????

2009-07-02T15:24:00.004-04:00

its no secret a sista like me aint wearing heel lately. why? cause them shits may be cute little things but they hurt like a mofo.

im not toying around here! last nite etty said heels are worthless and a girl should always be prepared to have to run the fuck out of a situation. I agree.

but then again i do live here ...

ay fuck it im so confused....

99 cent dreams

2009-07-01T20:39:00.005-04:00

yucks!!

2009-06-30T23:42:00.003-04:00

eww

this commercial is nasty. three wack women promoting a mini vibrator that looks like a purple jelly lice.

i dont like thinking of uglies cumming. >:*(

mini art show in brain

2009-06-29T00:17:00.002-04:00

Found! in Michael Jacksons closet!!!

2009-06-28T23:34:00.006-04:00

<---this little nigz

well... not really but still.

talk about major mad famous people dying times. im not going to get all into it cause peeps dye all the time, its just... its way to all up in my face. like my life is grim and boring enough. keep it simple and trashy for me guys... I'll say this though... I know my homegirl Farrah is pist at Micky J for stealing her spotlight.

IRAN AINT RIGHT

2009-06-23T00:26:00.007-04:00

iran aint right

america aint right

bitches is dying all over cause religion aint right.

thats was my mini rap song dedicated to all the news lately. :*(

now after a couple of days we can all go back to feeling secure in our fantasy world.

I'm Vampire from Puerto Rico

2009-06-14T16:41:00.010-04:00

Well not really but still...

Today is the puerto rican day parade and i could give a flying Caca.

The last time i went to the PR parade was mad long ago and I almost got gang raped by three dudes in cornrolls with white do rags... not cute.

He has the right idea here.... PR'icans are mad loud. I'm not gonna front. Everytime I go out with my cousins everyone within 50 feet will know all of our family secrets because we lack a little thing called consideration.

ALSO

on the subject of consideration- MY SISTERS MY SISTERS! WHY YO HAIR GOTTA BE SO CRISPY?

For realz

is there any real reason why we have to style our hair to look like a wet cowlick brillo pad??

oh damn baby girls... (your moms need to get slapped in the face)

because at this rate... this is what awaits...

:*)

MACBOOK RIP 2008-2009 :*(

2009-06-11T16:53:00.002-04:00

I lost my robotic soul last night....
I lefted my laptop in a cab. ::cries::

YES

2009-06-10T18:24:00.001-04:00

For the affair of the queen will go out to all the wives so that they will despise their owners in their own eyes

2009-05-06T22:54:00.004-04:00

here i am thinking i was ghetto

2009-04-24T01:11:00.001-04:00

God’s Purpose for the Earth... Soon to Be Fulfilled

2009-04-09T21:23:00.002-04:00

A Final Test For Mankind

2009-04-04T00:23:00.006-04:00

There is another who bears witness of Me, and I know that the testimony which He bears of Me is true

2009-03-23T23:47:00.006-04:00

hood words that should always be in style

2009-01-13T23:09:00.001-05:00

Trifflin

ghetto people VS hipsters - Who should die?

2009-01-02T01:11:00.024-05:00

two things im conflicted about in nyc-hipsters and ghetto people. I live with ghetto people but work around hipsters. so my feelings towards both evoke pain and orgasms :/

Nayr hates hipsters. at one point on the train he screamed obscenities at passing hipsters and clutched a fist of fury.. nigz was mad!!
things you should avoid- L train at around 2:30 a.m on a saturday nite. hipsters tend to nag and smell like american apparel soaked in bong water. Plus most hipster girls look like they've been around the ringer... butt and hair style.

but things could potentially get worse.

Have you ever been on the 4 train at 3:35 am heading towards the bronx?
Yea thats what i thought punk! shit could get mad grimy...

I've run into bums and thugs and thought I might have met my final hour...

But both sides have their pros...

<3

<3<3<3!!!!!!!

Daddy Dearest**

2008-12-26T15:35:00.004-05:00

doing coke with your dad might be strange, but when he pulls out a hundred dollar bill because he refuses you use a ten dollar bill... Thats fucking love! Thanks S and K....

today was a pretty shallow and grim day...

2008-12-21T00:51:00.011-05:00

(or 12/20/2008 for you precise bitches.)

Today was a wonderful day filled with emotional self realization, a dash of breaking things off with people and a sweet layer of 5 inches of snow. woot woot..
I also found out where Minnesota was, I got a little excited but then i felt retarded for not knowing in the first place.(dumb american)((dumb south bronx born american))
I thought i was having a chemically imbalanced day, heck even RFY and SOL convinced me it was the energy of the day before winter but fuckaroni! everybody was mad sad today.

Usually when I'm this kind of sad-the swollen headed kind- I do something impulsive and reckless i.e spend $$$ at duane reade for useless cosmetics and girly stuff like the coconut lotion that doubles as a candle.
but tonight sol convinced me to stay in and relax. thank you soly and rfy

it could be worst. I could be mad ugly like this hoe in the middle and have cornball friends. but i dont.

<3

something smells rotteny

2008-12-16T22:10:00.000-05:00

when the fuck did this happen? and why did no one tell me it happened...

2008-12-16T21:34:00.011-05:00

Really son! why did no one tell me the snuggles bear was reincarnated to computer graphic version?? HUH??? WHY!!!!!
i got really upset last night when i saw the newer version. n*gga HAD NO SOUL!!!

ima miss you little friend :*(

Click below- but prepare to see snuggle in a new way...it made me feel wack and sad...

http://www.snuggle.com/Fresh-Release/Fresh-Technology.aspx

im a wimp

2008-12-11T21:20:00.009-05:00

compared to these whoredini's!

West coast cholas

East coast latin queens

seriously... who would win should all the west coast cholas and east coast queens battled it out!!! shit would get nasty!- babies flying everywhere, blades cuttin faces, same baby daddy name drama, hairspray grime on eyes! Ouchie!!!!!

real torture- on some beastin level

2008-12-08T02:48:00.005-05:00

nothing is worst then a severe case of munchies and a fridge with nothing but kraft singles and an empty brita water pitcher. shit is not cute.
I'm forcing myself to bed and praying for Big J.C to visit from above and hook it up uncle buck style...

livin la vida broka

2008-12-02T17:51:00.007-05:00

livin la vida broka aint cute.
top 3 things you need 2 be legit/broke
macbook
weed or friends
cheap clothes that look good.

last night went out with UN. UN confided that living in the westcoast is so shallow he loved it! i appreciated how honest his shallow love was and 4 a hot min I had a crush on being a shallow person.
I also found out that 2 1/2 jack daniels are all i need to smile like a cute little idiot.

bought some organic face scrub. I don't normally buy organic. im just to poor to buy organic shit. i bought it on a whim. s. baby clown and sis buy organic, but they have more dough to experiment with. right now the only place i've been experimenting at is the 99 cent store.

sugar and slice

2008-12-01T01:28:00.001-05:00

i'm starting a blog. not really going all out and shit. just some rants- and maybe the occasional "oh no she didn't".
don't be giving me cheeky lip either b-words.